twitless

adjective - Used to describe one who is known for posting absurd, gratuitous or witless comments on Twitter.

Also used to refer to a period of time without receiving/sending tweets.

That girl is twitless, reading her updates is like pulling an empty cereal box out of the cupboard.

by Hypatia-Kant August 9, 2010

twasterd

straight up fucking wasted

shiieett nukka I'm fuggn twasterd like a mofucka

yo dude, im so twasterd I cud be a nigga

sippin patron all night like that got me twasterd as hell

by gel&kate September 9, 2010

twathurt

Comes from the common term for butthurt, but with female use of the word. Or either way. Means someone gets hurt and feels disappointed or pissy super easily over something, can also mean a girl is PMSing and they are very sensitive at the time.

ex. ''okay we get it, your twathurt, so stop talking shit to make yourself feel better, bitch''

by destinyxdgaf September 16, 2010

twitterfatigue

Inability to get motivated to tweet on a regular basis.

I have not tweeted in a more than a week. I'm suffering from twitterfatigue.

by lawlygagger October 17, 2010

twimentia

A state of confusion when someone on Twitter replies to you and you have no idea to what they are referring to.

@imawesome shoot man, that was my least favorite tweet of yours

@noimawesome dawg, i aint got a clue of what you are talking bout. ive got twimentia

by rvlution October 25, 2010

twatcunt

Someone who pisses you off and makes you combine insults.

God i want to punch you in the face you fucking twatcunt!

by D.Matlock November 3, 2010

Tweakerrific

Used to describe your amazing time or high you're having (or had) while indulging in your upper of choice. Or you could use it to describe how great you think your upper of choice is.

McDonalds coffee is good, but Dunkin' Donuts coffee is tweakerrific! i swear to god they put cocaine and/or meth in it!

by Jared370Z March 20, 2011