twimentia

A state of confusion when someone on Twitter replies to you and you have no idea to what they are referring to.

@imawesome shoot man, that was my least favorite tweet of yours

@noimawesome dawg, i aint got a clue of what you are talking bout. ive got twimentia

twimentia by rvlution October 25, 2010

twidentified 

To have someone tell you that you look like a member of the cast from The Twilight Saga film series. It usually happens in cycles, and most often when unexpected. A true twidentification must be spoken, but in many cases the subject might just get stared at. Stares should only be counted when they fit into a cycle of true Twidentifications.

old lady: excuse me young man, has anybody ever told you that you look just like that guy from the Twilight?

young man: why yes, I have been twidentified many times before, but never at my grandfathers funeral!

twidentified by Buzzsaw B February 10, 2010

Tormentia 

The real or perceived feeling of constant torment in your life.

He has been in a state of Tormentia this year due to the nonstop maladies; both physical and mental.

Tormentia by Major Thomas January 18, 2018

Job-trimental 

An adjective describing any activity that might have a detrimental effect on your employment status.

I can't call in sick to join your Wednesday beer pong tournement. That would be job-trimental.

Job-trimental by coynejo January 31, 2009

timentwa 

Coolest last name you'll come by, and when you come across a Timentwa let it be known you are in the presence of a powerful individual yo

Mmmmmmm...Timentwa bro

timentwa by Brit_9623 January 19, 2014

thymentia

When thyroid issues affect your train of thought. Similar to pregnancy brain or blonde moments.

I know I went back into the room for something, but my thymentia got the best of me.

thymentia by Michelemybelle December 8, 2013