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Community College

An institution that society uses to further sort, sift, and weed out its members into basic categories of winners and losers.

While some students will succeed in community college and obtain a vocational credential or transfer to a 4-year school (both of which are noble) many will find it just as difficult as their high-school experience and will drop out and work in a menial job for the rest of their life. Others will graduate with an Associate's degree in nothing special and will find jobs pretty much as inaccessible to them as if they only had a high school diploma or equivalent.

Either way, society helps its members find their own level, giving those with merit the opportunities they deserve while preventing those who don't meet a basic threshold of academic aptitude (or intelligence/ambition/discipline) from obtaining a degree they surely DON'T deserve.

Of course, this is NOT what CC's themselves SAY they exist for--it's what they ACTUALLY DO.
"I hate high school. I think I'll go to community college after I graduate/drop out." That won't work out.

"I'm going to the local community college to get my paramedic's certification."
by Teacher of Mushy Minds April 15, 2012
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Meredith College

A women's college located in Raleigh, NC. The women there are one of a kind and may be looked at as strange because of their many traditions and rules sometimes (like Cornhuskin' and boy hours), but Meredith Angels are the best! You can always tell a Meredith girl, but you can't tell her much!
Chapel Hill girls are pretty, Duke girls are smart, but it takes a Meredith girl to win a fella's heart. UNCW girls are tan, Wake Forest girls got flow, but when you want the best looking girl... Meredith College is where you go. NC State girls are wild, Peace girls are fun, but a Meredith gal is always the best one! Girls will be girls, north, south, east, and west, but MC girls is infinitely rate the best. To any man who reads this and truly wants to know... if you have a Meredith Angel you should never let her go!
by Lawwa September 7, 2005
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Goldey-Beacom College

A small college in Wilmington, DE that parties way beyond it's numbers. The students enrolled there are very diverse with only a few things in common-all majors in business, sports, and alcohol.
Goldey-Beacom College: Where Delaware goes to get drunk!
by Rob Garofalo January 1, 2006
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a women's college where the people there have more fun being single or female than anywhere else in the freakin' state of Maryland. CONDOM for short
"I go to CND," the poli sci major said. "I have more fun being there than I do with my boyfriend."
by RAD04gal March 19, 2005
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Orange Coast College

The great community college in Costa Mesa, California that has a high rate of successful UC and CSU transfers and a culturally diverse campus. Commonly referred to as "Coast" or "OCC".
Orange Coast College is definitely the best CC in the OC!

Go Coast!
by occstudent May 23, 2011
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Barnard College

we are rich, beautiful, fashionable and incredibly sexy! we make the upper west side worth going to, we make men pray that they can get into Columbia University, and we make the Columbia College girls wish they had stayed home. we wear shoes that cost more than your house, and carry bags worth more than your life. we celebrate our celebrity alums Martha Stewart, Joan Rivers, Cyntha Nixon, and many many more! We are the best the brightest and the best looking, if you want to rule the world GO TO BARNARD!
I wish I could be a Barnard Woman!
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college radio

An under-evolved version of radio used to teach Radio/Television majors how to communicate across mass airwaves. Most commonly categorized by the long silences between songs and even sentances. Sometimes funny, but mostly not.
I was listening to the college radio station the other day.

Why do they call it college radio? ... you have to listen online at www.wgkn.com
by Kyle J. Britt - UCF Radio Host February 22, 2005
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