Chode

An extreme douche with seemingly no self awareness.

Brad Schoolcraft is a major chode.

by Thunderdouche May 21, 2015

Chode

Small but fat and deformed looking penis; synonymous with "Ian's dick"

Girl: The sex was so bad !
Other girl: I told you he had Ian's dick in there¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Girl: Yeah it was a TOTAL chode

by ThothOfTheStreets099 August 21, 2017

choded

When a black guy smacks you with his chode and fuck you right after

“Dude micheal got choded last night, crazy man.”

by IsishdbhdjsjISOPOD June 11, 2018

esquire chode

a penis that is three times as wide as it is long. This person is usually upperclass and tycoonish. Some prefer esquire chode over gentlemans chode, claiming that it is too long for their taste.

Wow, your esquire chode looks like a wheel of cheese...and smeels like one too

by lickmytaint79 December 20, 2008

To Chode

To wank with your chode.
This must include both hands and vigorous yanking.

Its time to chode!!!!

by efaaaaaaa April 22, 2011

chode toes

shai

shai has chode toes, therefore he has to wear extremely wide, short shoes.

by shenis November 7, 2009

Chode Toast

to take toast and slather it in peanut butter, chocolate chips, and mini marshmellows and then microwave for 20 seconds. it's a delicious treat late at night.

Haley " dood im so hungery!"
Tay " how bout some Chode Toast! its only 1$!"

by taychuu August 1, 2010