accidental chode

when a girl is about to give her boyfriend head and he says he has a jurassic dong and when the magic moment begins she pulls down his pants only to find a stubby little chode hanging without care.

sherry went over to her (huge) boyfriends house only to be supprised by an accidental chode.

by joe chode August 20, 2007

drop a chode

To relieve one's self from a long odiferous piece of fecal material.

"Ugh! This house smells like crap! Man, next time turn on the fan after you drop a chode."

by Katie Holmes June 3, 2005

Hammurabi's Chode

A Babylonian king known for his Chode of laws.

Dude, Hammurabi's Chode greatly influenced other chodes.

by SiggyDirt November 20, 2009

chode boat

A small boat that is taller than it is long, or wider than it is long.

(pretty much a small boat seen around the san jaun islands, that looks rediculus)

God, that is one ugly ass chode boat!

by Erik Schnelle December 28, 2007

Chode Hartzell

A person by the name of CHODE HARTZELL.Go to myspace and search her, she's a roleplayer who attacks people in bulletins 'cause she has no other life. Seriously...what kind of name is CHODE? Fffrreeaaaakkkk.

Person A: Did you see what Chode Hartzell said in her bulletin?
Person B: Which one? She spams up my bulletin board. Such a WANNABE.

Person C: OMG Chode just said the meanest thing about -insert person here-.
Person D: Story of her life, she's a WANNABE.

Anonymous: Chode WANTS TO BE Canada.

by RP-er April 3, 2009

Chode-Licker

Someone who likes arousing peoples chodes with thier tongue

"Yo i saw that Dave Bessells girlfriend the otherday, She was tellin me that she had started her new job as a chode-licker"

by Scatman_John November 17, 2002

Chode Bomber

A really big chode (i.e. a douche bag)

That guy at the Back Fence last night was a Chode Bomber.

Do you know what a Chode Bomber is? You!

by Rowdy O May 31, 2005