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flanking the gonk 

"flanking the gonk" is a sexual act where a woman is held upsidedown preforms oral sex on one man while another man stands on something and has anal sex with her while pouring hot wax on her feet.
man that chick was such a whore we were "flanking the gonk" all night long.
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Blow the Gaff 

To let out information that should have been secret.
We just dumped the waste chemicals into the reservoir until we sacked Eddie and he had to bloody go and blow the gaff!
Blow the Gaff by pidulgi August 21, 2013

groping the goose 

Slang for a male masturbating or grabbing his dick
Random guy: my dicks raw after I was groping the goose
groping the goose by gooser94 January 11, 2014

Check the goods 

Verifying that another person's gender is what they claim it to be. Generally refers to verifying that the female with whom you are about to participate in sexual activity does not have a penis.
When I go to Thailand I always check the goods before I pay them.

shredding the gnar 

Doing sick tricks on a surf board/skateboard/snowboard/scooter/sled and or roller skates
Me: dude what should we do with this bodacious afternoon?!
Jeremy: shredding the gnar, of course!

the tear of the goofy goober 

The tears of spongebob and Patrick that short circuited the wiring at shell city and brought them back to life.
Look! It be the tear of the goofy goobers!