When one locks up their butt cheeks and waits for the urge to pass before escaping quietly to take an explosive dump. The Strategic Hold is often executed in response to a long Sales Meeting, Presentation or Lecture.
The pointless Sales Meeting was taking to long to finish so John executed a Strategic Hold to prevent from shitting his pants
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a). a vigorous prolonged self infliction session
or
b). the mutual erotic infliction of a party/group involving two or more participants causing the guardian lips on either side of the fanny to become impressively enlarged by engulfing the vaginal hatch area creating a meaty formation which replicates the dominant safe housing similar to that of a large oceanic morsel/mollusk in order to prevent any foreign objects bearing the intentions of causing more destructive problems already sustained within the fragile damp and tender feminine compartment of privacy.
a). a vigorous prolonged self infliction session
or
b). the mutual erotic infliction of a party/group involving two or more participants causing the guardian lips on either side of the fanny to become impressively enlarged by engulfing the vaginal hatch area creating a meaty formation which replicates the dominant safe housing similar to that of a large oceanic morsel/mollusk in order to prevent any foreign objects bearing the intentions of causing more destructive problems already sustained within the fragile damp and tender feminine compartment of privacy.
“Elenor, is that a ‘Steamed Dimmy’ bulging from within the confined front compartment of your ‘Lorna Jane’ yoga pants? Or was Russel just glad to see you this morning?”
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steamer refers to who is just a piece of shit, it also sounds a little racist (to any race) so it’s fun to crack some steamer’s.
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"Dude, this time I won't save your ass while going home from the party.
"Relax, it's not like I was about to strabel or something."
"Relax, it's not like I was about to strabel or something."
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So, I woke up this morning and told that Honey-Bun I met last night to take off. After she left, I got up to get a beer and when I got back in bed I found that the bitch had left a god-damned Parkdale Steamer in my bed!
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