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Mediterranean Salad

The sexual act of lathering a partners genitals with hummus and then eating the desired area clean. The hummus can be applied by any means, most commonly by spreading the hummus across the lips, then lathering the genitals with the hummus-covered lips.
Tommy had an itch on his anus and asked Mike to perform a mediterranean salad on him to relieve the itch.

Tommy got a raise at work and was rewarded rectally by his wife with a Mediterranean salad.
by MSWSB! June 19, 2011
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medford boy

white, rich-ass, fuck boy who owns 50 pairs of shoes, gets "yoked," cancels plans last minute, and thinks hes a god. always choosing his gay guy "squad" over hooking up with hot babes. lives for Twitter beef
"ugh this Medford boy keeps kicking me out of the group chat"
by purplepolkadots January 17, 2015
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Medrano

A person who people should love because if he loves u he will show it many different ways like hugging or holding hand and many more stuff people who love /like him or her should talk to them about stuff because they are great listener
Hey it’s person medrano
by Person 51 December 3, 2019
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mediawiki.org

A site where everyone and for everything is banned without a court decision. How american.
- My children are now on mediawiki.org
- You monster
by Barkingdog June 20, 2023
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Liberal media

When CBS has an "intellegence failure" and does an anti-Bush story, 4 people loose their jobs and Dan Rather's career is tainted.

When George W. Bush has an "intellegence failure," we pre-emptively bomb a country, 1,500 Americans and tens of thousands of Iraqis die. He says "Oops," gets re-elected.
by JakeStar April 25, 2005
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Liberal Media

A myth used by Republicans to justify having bilge like FoxNews and Rush Limbaugh on the air. One of the Five Great Scapegoats of the modern American Republican who blames all of his shortcomings on everything but himself.
Scapegoat 1: Terrorists/Foreigners
Scapegoat 2: Democrats and Other Liberals
Scapegoat 3: "The Liberal Media"
Scapegoat 4: Secularism
Scapegoat 5: The Poor
by Ninja Disaster January 11, 2004
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medina police

Police in one of the richest neighborhoods in Washington, home to such celeberties as Bill Gates, and to a population of roughly .0015% minorities. These police are often bored and will pull you over for sitting around. Or for being a minority. Or for being near a minority.
I was jus sittin there right? just kickin it with Pedro, and the Medina Police deported us to Alaska. Im not even Mexican!
by Don Juan Pedro June 22, 2006
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