opening 

Bizarre slang for a girl's private parts.

"HEY GIRL!"
"Uhhh... What?"
"I give ya twenty if ya show me yah opening?"

opening by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005

Opening the Umbrella 

The act of masturbating under your blankets. "Opening the Umbrella" refers to the similar movements and look of someone opening an umbrella.

1. Jim: Dude, I just caught Billy opening the umbrella in his bed!

2. Earl: Oh! What are you doing there?

Steve: Nothing. Just opening an umbrella under here.

Opening the Umbrella by Ol' CB August 5, 2010

OpenCoffee 

OpenCoffee is a gathering of - mostly tech minded - people at a certain day of the week in the morning in a coffee shop. At this small networking coffee meeting, the tech scene gets discussed and people have the ability to network and meet new people.

John: "Have you been at OpenCoffee this morning? I've had a great discussion with those guys from tech start up Qash!"
Eric: "Had to skip it unfortunately. Had a important deadline that day!"

OpenCoffee by mroumen December 26, 2008

Openisur 

Pronunction: O-penis-ur
A penis connoisseur

Person 1: We're going to the openisur's house... make sure your fly is up.

Person 2: .......ah shit

Openisur by supergirl2420 July 11, 2019

OpenStore 

OpenStore is a NFT marketplace where traders can buy and sell NFT tokens through the usage of ethers and track the ownership of digital assets.

"Hey Homeless Man, have you tried trading on OpenStore?"
"No, but I will"
... 3 weeks later
*Rich guy on TV*
"Hey, I have seen this guy, oh, he's the homeless man, he's rich now"

OpenStore by TheAbbie September 28, 2021

opensus 

A suspicious open-source project

Im not touching that opensus linux distro. It might destroy my PC

opensus by Kzalo March 6, 2022

Gomer opens the gas station 

A particularly lewd sex act that originated in Southern California in early 2019. This sex act was exposed by Don Berman of Channel 19 News. It is performed in a parked car behind an abandoned restaurant by a Twitter robo-whore.

It's 75 bucks for Betty to give you some of that Gomer opens the gas station. Not worth it, IMO.

Gomer opens the gas station by PHF77 May 12, 2019