Two shits less

Couldn't give a damn

Dude: Hey man, I couldn't give two shits less about what you did the other day

by TheVegasCasanova April 13, 2014

two ball juice

Two ball juice is the male sperm.

I’m going to give that Chick some two ball juice right between the eyes

by Chief of Geist July 25, 2020

Make number two

When you squeeze out some fecal matter from your anus.

After that huge dinner I need a bathroom now so I can " make number two "

by primo box October 31, 2016

If Two of You Agree

The promise to believers in Mathew 18:19 that if two of them on earth agree about anything they ask for, God the Father in heaven will grant it to them in the name of Jesus Christ—when God’s promise or miracle (breakthrough, deliverance, healing, …) is activated by a pray-er’s “Yes” with another faith partner’s “Amen,” because there is divine power in agreement.

God’s ABC formula of “If Two of You Agree” is: “Believe + Agree = Come.”

by MathPlus October 28, 2021

tallahassee two step

When you and a friend sleep with eachother's girl in a raunchy, sex filled, one night stand ;)

Jay: "Hey jeff, wanna switch girls tonight?"

Jeff: "Are you saying what i think your saying"

Jay: "Fuck yeah dude."

Jeff: "OMG the Tallahassee Two Step! I've never been so excited"

by Eddie Lacy's Cousin April 19, 2022

two cups watsy

someone that is so optimistic that two cups have to be full.

I was so optimistic that the cup was full, I needed a two cups watsy, I was over brimming with optimism.

by twinjets February 14, 2013

Two fingered gypsy

Two fingered gypsy is when your having sex standing face to face in missionary position and have two fingers up her nose.

I was bangin' this girl standing up and slipped her the two fingered gypsy. She was starring right at me.

by Btown kid May 20, 2013