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microwave money

I need to make some microwave money to buy concert tickets, yo!
by wrenchingking December 21, 2012
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money

Something you can never trust a girl with.
I asked my girlfriend to hold my money and she disappeared with it in 3 second.
by --lynn-- July 22, 2006
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Ass money

A form of being pussy whipped.
When you spend dollars on a girl/girlfriend in hope of getting some action, only to never recieve any.
Took my bitch to a nice weekend away with caviar and champagne and still got no snatch. (ASS MONEY)
by sancho1249 February 17, 2013
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That's So Money

A phrase used, largely by those that consider themselves "trendy" or cool", to describe something they find worthy of admiration. Can be used to describe facebook profile pictures and/or magnificent paintings. Not used to describe Jesus, or John McCain.
Joshua: *uploads new profile picture*
Sandy: *comments on photo* THAT'S SO MONEY!
Joshua: thanks gurrllllllllll
Sandy: youre so trendy/cool
by EUNUCHTROLLFACE January 26, 2011
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Do I owe you money?

A phrase used to accuse someone of staring at you, often used by Drill Instructors at Marine boot-camp. The point being that if someone does't have a valid reason to stare at you (like you owing them money) then they should stop doing it.
DI: (notices recruit looking at him) Hey recruit, do I owe you money?

Recruit: ... what? Sir, no sir!

DI: They stop frickin' eyeballing me then.
by Gyreneisms November 20, 2011
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money laundering

When you wash your clothes and forget there's money in the pockets.
Don't forget to empty your pocketsyou don't want to get arrested for money laundering.
by Anonymous938743 July 25, 2010
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Money

My grandma just kicked it, and I just inheirited all her money!
by IM IN DA MONEY July 8, 2003
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