3 foot ladder

Someone getting on their high horse

Oh honey I only have a 3 foot ladder I can’t reach your high horse today

by T/Roy April 30, 2020

Cuban Foot Crisis

The act in which a female sits on a males face with her legs bent in a 90 degree angle facing towards the male genitalia. The female will then proceed to give a foot job until both parties finish.

My girlfriend looked at me shocked and confused when I asked for a Cuban Foot Crisis.

by AnonymousV800 July 11, 2020

miguels left foot

a prosperous business located in the centre of the world, Auschwitz concentration camp with several other locations around the world

wow thats such a nice place, miguels left foot is so creamy

by one spicccy boi with 3 c's October 21, 2020

Check the foot work

Something somebody says when they 'bout to fuck you up in a video game.

Person: whoa.
Me: Check the foot work!

by Icicle_DBR April 19, 2017

foot pussy jackhammer

Lay your girl on the end of the bed, tell her to bring her legs up and put her feet together in front of her vagina. Grab her thighs insert your penis through her feet and into the vagina and start pumping.

i gave your sister the foot pussy jackhammer last night.

by Tireshop69 September 15, 2017

Fireman Fuck Foot

When you are getting on with a fire fighter and shit gets so crazy, you break your foot.

Whenever it's going to rain, the old fireman fuck foot acts up.

by hotstepper82 July 2, 2017

Eskimo foot massage

When you masturbate into a sock an then put the same onto your foot or feet. feeling like a warm massage jelly on your toes.

Dude i totally found the perfect socks for an Eskimo foot massage!

by humandictionary224427 July 23, 2016