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by Alpha suley joe lover September 28, 2022
Get the alpha suley and Joe mug.An unconfident male who wants to be seen to be an Alpha male but lacks the qualities of a true Alpha. They act out traits they believe an alpha would do, but lack insight, for instance an Alpha would never call themselves one or behave in the way a wannabe alpha would. They are Toxic males that are lacking in any class. Real Alphas are usually successful and have high paying jobs, natural leaders and command respect, but have personal insight. The biggest difference is a man with genuine alpha traits respects other people's personal boundaries. A rum wannabe doesn't know where they end and the other person begins. Wannabes are usually low down in the working class demographic and think being a Man is about simply competing with other males for societal hierarchy which results in annoying the sh*t out of their peers. Alphas can be likeable, wannabes are never liked by anybody and have few if any real friends. Wannabes are tormented souls who need pity not respect.
"Tim is such a Try-hard alpha wannabe, he's throwing his toys out because I could bench press more than him, now he's not speaking to me"
by Melloj1 October 6, 2022
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Bro 2: "I know, bro. So sad. Limp Bizkit is playing his funeral. Gonna be sick."
Bro 2: "I know, bro. So sad. Limp Bizkit is playing his funeral. Gonna be sick."
by Guido Pepperoni January 3, 2022
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Get the alphaness mug.A twosome consisting of a male and female. Male and Male or Female and Female. Protective of each other. Will stop at nothing to secure safety, trust and understanding in this duo. Will fight for each other
by Alphachick January 18, 2022
Get the Alpha duo mug.Someone who obsessively watches/reads "alpha male" content and videos on Youtube and other dating/game sites, but never actually applies any of it in real life to better themselves. They are typically cowardly and insecure and have a tendency to shame and criticize others online for being "betas".
He's such a jerkoff-alpha, All he does is shame and talk shit about others for being beta, but yet he never shows his face or reveals any info about himself.
by RoundLost12 May 14, 2022
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