turtle mclovin 

A person who claims to be an amateur level rocket league player.

That fuck wit over there is a real turtle mclovin.

turtle mclovin by imwhoeveryouwantme2be<3 January 27, 2024

turtle-nappin’ 

the act of stealing a live turtle.

disambiguation.
*not to be confused with “turtle napping”. (click here for images of sleeping turtles.)

Ricky: “arrested?! oh no, on what charges??”

Bobby: “felony turtle-nappin’.” (the act of stealing a live turtle)

turtle-nappin’ by ryqloud March 6, 2024

turtle farmer 

a turtle farmer is a racial slur toward any islander but mainly fijians

stop being such a stupid turtle farmer

turtle farmer by matthew will steall ur daughte May 30, 2024

Turtle Nuts 

When a guy’s ballsack shrivels and shrinks due to the freezing temperatures

Guy 1: Dude its freezing outside..
Guy 2: Dawg i’m finna get turtle nuts for real.

Turtle Nuts by nonatesgiven06 June 11, 2024

Turtle-Baiter

The act of masturbating whilst your busting for a shit so bad it's "Turtle Necking" out of your asshole

"Mate, Gary said he had a Turtle-Baiter in bed last night and he got some on the sheets"

Turtle-Baiter by Flabanaga Noongah July 14, 2024

Turtle Elitism

A strange phenomenon mostly native to Urban Dictionary where the top entries about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles feel the need to bitch and whine about Power Rangers. It is parallel,but not entirely similar,to the way a medium handful of people from the old internet proclaimed cartoons to be superior to anime and hated anything animated in Japan,although Power Rangers is technically an adaptation of Super Sentai and not Japanese,however the parallels are still there. An additional thing to note is that the two series have both crossed over multiple times,be it in television or comic form,and as of writing the two are currently in franchise development hell or at least close to it.

EXAMPLE ONE:
Tommy: "I like Power Rangers."
Larry (while violently convulsing): "FUCK YOU POWER RANGER FANS FOR RUINING TMNT WITH YOUR SISSY ZORDS,THE TURTLES COULD KICK THE RANGER'S ASSES ANY DAY OF THE WEEK!"
Tommy: "Keep your Turtle Elitism to yourself,you old douchebag. Also,which rangers specifically?"
Larry: "FUCK!"

EXAMPLE TWO:
Frank: "I'm sick of seeing Turtle Elitism every time I look up the definition of the TMNT on Urban Dictionary."
Mari: "Why were you looking up the definition of TMNT on Urban Dictionary in the first place?"
Frank: "Boredom."

Turtle Elitism by Lazthedictionist July 31, 2024

Turtle cheeching 

Performing a blow job on a soft penis.

"Donald has ED so Becky spends all night turtle cheeching."

Turtle cheeching by Tallulah Grey August 10, 2024