Turtle-Baiter Share definition Flag The act of masturbating whilst your busting for a shit so bad it's "Turtle Necking" out of your asshole "Mate, Gary said he had a Turtle-Baiter in bed last night and he got some on the sheets" Turtle-Baiter by Flabanaga Noongah July 14, 2024 0 0 Get merch Get the Turtle-Baiter mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch