A bossy twit who thinks their military status makes them the leader and makes their orders the most important. Usually from the navy or some other branch of military.
by Lazthedictionist December 20, 2024
A term from within the inflation community. Usually used as an endearing or teasing term by dominant female inflators when blowing up submissive male inflatees,but it applies to all genders. Can be used for describing those inflated with air,gas,or occasionally blueberry juice and/or water,although those would more fall into the 'liquid fillings' category and therefore not truly be 'blimps'.
by Lazthedictionist July 23, 2024
What you call not quite awful lasagna,but not too delicious lasagna either. Pronounced "Blah-sahn-nyah"
EXAMPLE ONE:
Barry: "Dinner's ready,Tom."
Tom: "Agh,Blazagna again."
Barry: "At least I can actually cook."
EXAMPLE TWO:
Little Jimmy: "What the fuck is with this school cafeteria Blazagna?"
Teacher: "Watch your language you little shit."
Barry: "Dinner's ready,Tom."
Tom: "Agh,Blazagna again."
Barry: "At least I can actually cook."
EXAMPLE TWO:
Little Jimmy: "What the fuck is with this school cafeteria Blazagna?"
Teacher: "Watch your language you little shit."
by Lazthedictionist July 23, 2024
Block Anxiety is a feel you get when you DM someone who you follow on social media and immediately expect to get blocked no matter how polite you act or how willing you are to leave them alone if they're not interested.
A fictionalized version of myself: "You know what? I'll get over my anxieties and worries,I'm gonna DM this person and tell them I like their stuff."
-Not even a minute later-
A fictionalized version of myself: "I have so much fucking Block Anxiety,did I make a mistake in doing this?! I know,while I'll wait for a response,I'll make an urban dictionary definition for anyone who can relate."
Based on a true story,directed by Hideo Kojima.
-Not even a minute later-
A fictionalized version of myself: "I have so much fucking Block Anxiety,did I make a mistake in doing this?! I know,while I'll wait for a response,I'll make an urban dictionary definition for anyone who can relate."
Based on a true story,directed by Hideo Kojima.
by Lazthedictionist September 21, 2024
When some schmuck starts rambling about moral bullshit that they believe to be the objective truth. Usually happens when they themselves have no stakes in the matter and are just an onlooker. Not an actual Buddhist 9 out of 10 times,but you never know.
Example one:
Todd: "I can't believe Jerry shoved my wife down the stairs,I'm gonna slap that bastard!"
Frank: "Two wrongs don't make a right."
Todd: "Get off of your Bootleg Buddhist Bullshit,you don't even know me or my family."
Example two:
Todd: "I can't believe Jerry killed my wife,I'm gonna go on a revenge quest."
Some idiot who treats samurai movie stereotypes as actual moral code: "No,you mustn't go for revenge,it's objectively 100% bad according to the old man on the mountain."
Todd: "Fuck off with your Bootleg Buddhist Bullshit."
Example three:
Marcus: "Yeah,that austrian painter guy who did WW2 was a real piece of shit."
Jim: "You mean Hitler?"
Marcus: "Don't say his name,you give evil power by naming it."
Jim: "Marcus,what kind of Bootleg Buddhist Bullshit are you going off about? He's been dead for years."
Todd: "I can't believe Jerry shoved my wife down the stairs,I'm gonna slap that bastard!"
Frank: "Two wrongs don't make a right."
Todd: "Get off of your Bootleg Buddhist Bullshit,you don't even know me or my family."
Example two:
Todd: "I can't believe Jerry killed my wife,I'm gonna go on a revenge quest."
Some idiot who treats samurai movie stereotypes as actual moral code: "No,you mustn't go for revenge,it's objectively 100% bad according to the old man on the mountain."
Todd: "Fuck off with your Bootleg Buddhist Bullshit."
Example three:
Marcus: "Yeah,that austrian painter guy who did WW2 was a real piece of shit."
Jim: "You mean Hitler?"
Marcus: "Don't say his name,you give evil power by naming it."
Jim: "Marcus,what kind of Bootleg Buddhist Bullshit are you going off about? He's been dead for years."
by Lazthedictionist October 02, 2024
When the sky is cloudy,gray,and looking like it'll rain,but either never does or finally does after what feels like hours of anxiety.
Tyler: "Ugh,why can't it just rain already? I'm getting sick of the Weatheredging."
Aaron: "Tyler,what the fuck?"
Aaron: "Tyler,what the fuck?"
by Lazthedictionist July 22, 2024
1: An inflation fetishist addicted to/incredibly fond of popping others or themselves,usually finding heavy sexual gratification in it. Not slutshaming despite the name.
2: Someone who likes pop music a little too much. Most likely slutshaming.
Both definitions can be applied to all genders.
2: Someone who likes pop music a little too much. Most likely slutshaming.
Both definitions can be applied to all genders.
Definition 1,example 1:
Andrew: "I love my girlfriend Tori,she's a bit of a popslut. Last week she spiked my burrito and made me inflate with gas until I popped."
Ezekiel: "Hot."
Definition 1,example 2:
Tori was such a popslut that she chugged directly from the ice cream machine until she exploded. It left a mess that she ended up having to clean,but she says it was worth it.
Definition 2 example:
Brianna and Byron are both total popsluts,always singing the same 3 boring pop songs for the millionth time. Listen to some Madonna for god's sake!
Andrew: "I love my girlfriend Tori,she's a bit of a popslut. Last week she spiked my burrito and made me inflate with gas until I popped."
Ezekiel: "Hot."
Definition 1,example 2:
Tori was such a popslut that she chugged directly from the ice cream machine until she exploded. It left a mess that she ended up having to clean,but she says it was worth it.
Definition 2 example:
Brianna and Byron are both total popsluts,always singing the same 3 boring pop songs for the millionth time. Listen to some Madonna for god's sake!
by Lazthedictionist December 20, 2024