Telepathetic

When two or more people have the same bad idea at the same time.

Things were looking up for the movement, but then, as often happens, the protestors became telepathetic. Without speaking a word, they simultaneously decided that it would be best to throw themselves off the cliff into the icy waters below. None survived.

by Squibward Bound July 19, 2012

telapathetic

When one is beyond comprehension, unreasonable or untruthful for self gratification.

He tells her he loves her, she is his world, plans a future with her, then he rushes to date someone else telling and doing the very same.
One may make reference about him as the Telapathetic or Tell a pathetic loser to fuck off.

by yekoH yekoP January 27, 2014

teletubbies

4 demons that possess kids using a television.

The Tinky-Winky Teletubby is illuminati. Teletubbies are evil.

by DemonMyths865 March 6, 2016

Telekinesis

The superpower and ability to Manipulate objects with your mind alone, If you go insane just try to Destroy the whole world you'll most likely die from exploding your brain anyway

I have Telekinesis, I'm going to destroy all of Seattle!

by Neon_Nebula76 May 26, 2016

teleological

An interpretation of how ideas or things will naturally end despite how they may be influence .

An assumption of a thing's final outcome or purpose.

Everything ends whether it ends well or not.

John's teleological views of the 2016 presidential election, was condensed into the phrase, "Circus Shit".

by Telosarse November 29, 2016

teleTrumpster

When the 45th President of the US reads off a teleprompter, and it is obvious he does not believe what he is saying, but people swoon that it makes him appear Presidential.

The teleTrumpster showed up to denounce something terrible, but later on Twitter he showed his true feelings with a Trumper Tantrum that proved he didn't believe a word of what he read on the teleprompter.

by NeologianPJG August 22, 2017

Tell me how it was

The most royal way of turning someone's invite for a movie down

Robbie: Hey Poo! Movie tonight?
Poo: Tell me how it was

by AYashvardhan September 8, 2018