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Apple Store Sluts

Junior High School chicks that hang around the Apple store 24/7 taking hideous pictures of themselves with the "hot effects" that Apple PhotoBooth has to offer (17 ugly-ass effects). I guess they aren't really sluts, but its hard to tell what it is they want, hanging around a place looking hot all the time. Often times these girls will take hundreds of pictures just to get that "perfect one" for their MySpace. Also, when they sign in to MySpace to upload that hot-ass picture, they almost always forget to sign out. This makes it very easy to ruin their life, because as you know, each teenage girl has put her entire soul and power into her myspace, a bit like Sauron and The One Ring.
Apple Store Sluts:

Becky: OH. EM. GEE. Julianna, I simply HAVE to put this one on my MySpace, oh it's so perfect.

Julianna: Oh totally, we should take some more, maybe using some more of these rad filters.

Karen: Yeah guys we can't stop now, I still have 7 empty slots in my MySpace pictures section!

(The lame bitches upload their pictures, and then leave the store. Yet they are so naive, the forget to sign off. I enter the door, go on their MySpaces, delete everything, leave awful comments, delete some pictures, and my work is done. I have cast the ring into the fires of mount doom whence it came.)
by calhopkins December 17, 2006
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super slut

Much like superman or superwoman a super slut goes well and beyond a normal slut! A super slut does super sexual things with their super mouth and other various super holes.

A super slut wont stop fucking or being fucked or performing any sexual act for pro-longed periods of time.
The Happy Valley Campers knew that this was no ordinary slut, this was a super slut.

"It's a job for super slut!"

"Hey is it a bird?""Is it a plane?""No!""It's super slut!"

We really should rent a movie called Super Sluts, apparently someone from graduation is in it!
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
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Slut bitch

A slut who is also a huge bitch. Usually having an extremely annoying personality, this girl pisses off everyone she meets without even trying to, while also acting incredibly slutty, which pisses off the person even further.
Stephanie: Brad why are you being so mean to me? :(

Brad: Cuz ur a slut bitch..?

Stephanie: True. :(
by Papadella December 29, 2009
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Slut

Someone who sleeps with multiple people, preferably behind one another's back.
Olivia lied in her bed, quietly wishing she had someone to fuck with. Then, she had an idea. She quickly found the most slutty dress she could find and pulled it on. She didn't even bother finding underwear. She went outside, knowing someone would eventually try to flirt with her. And, almost instantly, a man came to her. "Hey, princess." He says, smirking. Olivia grins and steps closer to him. She doesn't think what he thinks of her. But, she can tell he's hard. She begins rubbing her hips against his, teasing his cock through their clothes. "Wanna go to my place?" She ask. He nods quickly. She leads him back to her house, where he quickly pins her to the couch. "I'm not going easy on you..." He whispers into Olivia's ear. She moans out in anticipation. He grins and pulls his pants off. He slowly slides his tip in and out. "But maybe you might want to beg a bit..." He says. Olivia's already been transformed into a whimpering, moaning mess. "F- fuck... Please..." She whimpers quietly. The man, who Olivia doesn't even know the name of, thrust hard and fast into her pussy. She quickly wraps her legs around her waist. "F- fuck..." She manages to moan out. He grins and thrust harder and faster. Olivia arches her back and moans loudly, fully loving the attention. But quickly, she regrets her decision of begging when she could have just used her fingers. The man continues thrusting after she cums, not caring that she's being overstimulated. (Like for part two)
by Sluttt_fuckme April 13, 2021
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dirty butt slut

when woman is hot but when she gets naked all you find is that she has a loose pussy ,a greasy asshole and stinks soo bad that you cant even bone her
I was hungry but I puked on the way down, go wash your ass you dirty butt slut
by Doug July 1, 2006
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sluppy

n. (pl. sluppies) - A woman who is attractive, likes to have sex, does so with multiple men, and possibly women too, for the sake of having enjoyable sex without any negative, ulterior motives, such as gold-digging or going after an enemy's ex-boyfriend. It is a portmanteau word, combining 'slut' with 'puppy'. The word should be unnecessary, but given the bad connotations often associated with 'slut' in contemporary times, the word has been coined to describe the good women in society that make life better for many men by being open to casual, sexual relationships.
Thank Thor for sluppies or I'd never get laid!

or

Sara's great; she's such a sluppy!
by KungKalle July 7, 2010
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Slut Brigade

A group of sluts that hang out in large groups, no less than four. Each Slut Brigade has its own president, vice president, secretary and members.
boy 1 : 'here come the slut brigade'
Slut Brigade : hey boys
Boy 1 : give me head
Slut Brigade : ok
by raffa the manslut April 20, 2010
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