micromoment

A micromoment is 1×10^6 of a moment (SI Standard prefix "micro" = 10^6); that is, one-millionth of a moment.

The time it takes to suck a piece of boba from a bubble tea container using the straw is exactly one micromoment.

by kirupa December 7, 2012

Microwave

Part of the five body shapes: triangle, Dorito, cereal box, microwave and sphere

Wow they look like a total microwave

by _trashmuffin_ November 12, 2019

Microsoft

Its both very soft to the touch and micro-sized at the same time, making it the strangest computer company in the world.

Have you seen Microsoft?

Naw, I use Apple. Its a bit sour though.

by ClickedEnter October 19, 2020

Redneck Microwave

When you get in the car or truck and your food is cold, so you turn the heater on full blast and hold your food in front of it to heat it up

Matt: I got in the car and my biscuit was frezzeing.
Chris: Mine was too i just used the redneck microwave.

by WhiteBoiiEnt December 14, 2010

oklahoma microphone

masterbating in public while someone sings the song you requested they sing in karaoke.

girl 1: that bitch is singing my song!
girl 2: well lets oklahoma microphone her.

by jcpdude May 18, 2011

Macrovision

A copy protection technology that prevents copies of videos from being made on two VHS recorders connected in serial. Currently used on most DVD videos.

I can't afford this DVD -- I rented it and tried to copy it onto a tape, but the picture was distorted.

by Vash Westland August 26, 2003

Macrohard

The opposite of Microsoft.

I have a Macrohard laptop

by BigT283 March 28, 2022