Feel

Involuntary psychophysiological response to stimulus (information or sensory data) that is suggestive of an underlying cause. Due to the subjective and often unarticulated or inarticulable nature of "Feeling" there is an implicit acknowledgement that the propositions drawn may be incongruent with objective reality.

Iam "Your behavior has triggered a psychophysiological response that suggests that you harbor some resentment towards me. I have no way of substantiating this conclusion and I acknowledge that it may be incongruent with objective reality. That being said, the impetus behind my actions towards you is this thing that I feel. If I'm incorrect and you wish to rectify the situation, the onus is on you."

Hym "I think we go our names mixed up."

Iam "Huh?"

Hym "Yeah, in the 'reality' one. We called people 'flithy monkeys' and that sound like something I would say."

Iam "Oh... Well, 'oops' I guess. That's why we need an editor."

Hym "You're supposed to be the editor! You're the one who changed it! It was initially ME!"

Iam "I thought the monologue sounded something I would say."

Hym "And you would say 'filthy monkeys?' "

Iam "Well.... No..."

Hym "Idiot! You're a Goddamn idiot!"

Iam "Hey! I can't can call people 'filthy monkeys' too!"

Hym "But you don't! That's the point! You don't do that! It's inconsistent! You ruined everything! Years of work down the drain all because you are a moron!"

Iam "Whatever...."

Hym "Hey! Where are you going!? Stupid filthy monkeys! SEE!? Doesn't that seem more appropriate?"

by Hym Iam July 16, 2022

butter feelings

n- warm, delicious feelings that cause you to devour the nearest fried twinkie or anything edible that contains a clusterfuck of butter.

That Nicole Kendal chick must have a lot of butter feelings.

by thewhisperingeye<3 January 9, 2010

Dem Feels Doe

A way to explain the lingering attraction one has to an ex, even if the person is no longer attractive, in another relationship, or very very bad for you. Similar to how you would bang an ugly women with a great ass (dat ass doe) you continue an unhealthy connection with someone because of the great times and memories you have together.

Bob: I heard your ex was at your place last night. Isn't she dating somebody?
John: Yeah...we were just talking.
Bob: Why do you keep hanging out with her? You're not going to get anything out of it
John: Yeah...dem feels doe.

by Rainchecker22 March 13, 2015

Ears feel like burning

Idiom

To be irritated too much by someone's talkativeness.

My ears feel like burning whenever I talk to her - she talks until you are blue in the face.

by Zami Karzai August 25, 2018

I feel better

What you say when you are trying to hide the pain so you cover it up by saying you feel better when in reality you don’t.

Emma: I feel better
Jody: you sure
Emma’s thoughts: I don’t feel better I feel horrible
Emma: ya I’m okay

by Lowkeyyy. March 3, 2019

Je feel

“I feel” except the I is translated to “je” (French). A very popular local slang amongst Canadian school kids who learn mandatory french.

“Yo that was rough eh?”
“Ya fam je feel”

by $wagmaster September 15, 2019

dog feelings

Those feelings so often exemplified by dogs,
such as intense excitement, eagerness, undying loyalty, and sudden apparent shame.

He had always been a man who appeared to experience a spectrum of dog feelings which were so clearly written all over his face.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 25, 2023