dj: you should all drop out of school and attempt to pursue a career in professional sports or the recording arts. WONKSAGGIN!
by dusty ocean December 30, 2004
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"After six hours of watching his 'Houston 500' DVD, Big Bill's wankthritic wrists were killing him. He went to a frequently similarly suffering pharmacist pal for a secret solution to his wankthritis. He was sold KY warming liquid. Go figure. Cool! No, WARM is best for wankthritis."
by WordWiseMan October 17, 2008
Get the Wankthritis mug.Combination of the words, Wonkie (Disturbingly odd. Creepy. Unsettling) and Rickety (Low Quality. Poorly Made. Not Attractive). Often used to describe abnormal facial features, cheap merchandise, and stomach problems.
When your contract is up, you need to upgrade your wonkety phone.
Sloth's whole face is totally wonkety, but he is still awesome! Sloth love Chunk.
My stomach feels all wonkety after that #10 Thai food dish.
Sloth's whole face is totally wonkety, but he is still awesome! Sloth love Chunk.
My stomach feels all wonkety after that #10 Thai food dish.
by Booboo Cookie February 3, 2010
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by Takor Pantsov May 2, 2011
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Get the wonkdonkulous mug.The act of purposefully mispronouncing common words and names in a YouTube video in order to generate comments and thus game the algorithm.
by MegaTater June 29, 2019
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