Wankthritis is caused by psychologically and emotionally AWESOME but physically overly aggressive wanking. All truthful men experience at various times of their ejaculatory lives levels of real wankthritis pain in the wrist, fingers, palm, forearm, or other region. Sometimes wankthritis causes a top head ache or real pain in the bottom head; wankthritis in the very object of our abuse/affection -- and his low-hanger pals.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods