Total replacement therapy

When something is so badly damaged that the only option is to get a new one; it might be a critical component, or the whole thing.

"Can you fix it ?"

"No. Your hard drive is screwed. Total replacement therapy is indicated."

"Bugger !"

by eighth of seven February 6, 2010

Bob Ross therapy

The relaxed, chill feeling from listening to famous painter Bob Ross. You feel like falling asleep as he discusses his technique of painting. Bob Ross, The Joy of Painting, liquid white, Afro, sleep

Whenever I can’t fall asleep, I go to Youtube and get some Bob Ross therapy and I’m out.

by joecoolthefool October 19, 2017

Shower head therapy

When a female uses the shower head on the power jet setting to please herself.

I just did some shower head therapy and I feel much better!

by The knowledge person June 18, 2018

Therapy Row

Two parallel rows of parking spaces reserved for high-ranking faculty and alumni on the West end of Childs Way at the University of Southern California. Named for the therapeutic effects it has on students and passersby from the proliferation of expensive cars along its length.

"The other day, when I was feeling stressed about my Bio midterm, I saw another amazing Rolls on Therapy Row. I felt better immediately."

by TimmyTrojan February 24, 2010

pillow therapy

Terminally ill patient requiring/desiring physician-assisted suicide.

Mr. Smith stroked-out. He's in desparate need of pillow therapy.

by Mike Ellis October 1, 2003

sex therapy

A sex therapist is specially trained to help patients work through their sexual problems through sexual (oral, genital, and anal) intercourse with their patients. In this connexion they are permitted by the State to bypass the classical ethical boundaries of the therapeutic relationship.

"But don't worry — sex therapists are trained to make you feel comfortable and will understand your reservations." - The Mayo Clinic on sex therapy

by snapbee September 6, 2009

Ink therapy

Ink therapy is when you can't focus on one thing that is wrong in your life because there is so much going on. The tattoo helps you focus on one part of pain to drown out the rest of your life. Helps to clear your head and realign your self.

My life is a mess, need to go get some ink therapy

by Einstein84 November 20, 2017