tallahassee detox

To crap, cum, and sneeze simultaneously, resulting in extreme relief.

Got off work and gave myself a tallahassee detox.

by Chug CITY August 30, 2017

tallahassee noodle fuck

When somebody fucks another somebody with a limp penis

Last night after the party I accidentally Tallahassee noodle fucked somebody

by Nooooooodlfuck January 9, 2018

Tallahassee Screwdriver

The act of providing fellatio to an elderly member of another species, while simultaneously being anally penetrated by a duck. Ducks have penises shaped like corkscrews, hence the name “Scewdriver.”

Gee wiz Tom, are you sure you wanna pull a Tallahassee Screwdriver on John F Kennedy’s grave?

by antfuck June 25, 2018

Tallahassee reach around

When one or more objects are inserted simultaneously into two different orifices of a person by one individual.

Don't go to the gastroenterologist - he might just give you a Tallahassee reach around.

by JoshSucksAtUO October 4, 2018

Tellahwattadee

Tell her what it is

GO OFF SIS TELLAHWATTADEE

by CJEDJ April 24, 2019

Tallahassee top hat

The act of folding the testicles above the shaft for a more aggressive and complex appearance. Alternatively known in Europe as the Irish weather balloon.

After spotting a mountain lion on the hiking trail , I immediately produced a Tallahassee top hat. The wildcat was discouraged and immediately left the area .

by The Brazen Bandit January 18, 2023

Tallahassee Dump Truck

The act of five construction workers defecating in a prostitutes mouth who then has to walk to the nearest port-a-john to spit it out.

Let’s pick up a hooker and do a Tallahassee Dump Truck on our lunch break.

by Hank Martinez January 22, 2023