APE TRADING

The trading strategy of BUYING and HODLING + BUYING THE MF'N DIP

APE TRADING investors have more time then hedge funds have money!

by Mr. Stanley moon October 6, 2021

Obsessive Phone Trading Disorder

AKA PTD To constantly trade, purchase, sell and swap one's phone. PTD sufferers are generally underworked, oversexed and have too much time on their hands. The phones of PTD sufferers are always in perfect pristine condition, as one with PTD will constantly clean and wipe the phone after each use (PTDers may also have Germaphobia). Along with being kept in pristine condition, the phones from the PTDer are left feeling unloved and cheap since the PTDer doesn't have the phone in his possession for more than 4-6 weeks. Intervention is critical for the sake of the phone.

He suffers from obsessive phone trading disorder. He buys a new phone every 4 weeks.

by PrincessConsuela1971 November 20, 2010

Krunker Market & Trading

12k member Discord server for the game Krunker.io

Did you see what happened in Krunker Market & Trading last night?

No.

They were spamming homophobic and racist memes!

Lol what a bunch of losers.

by Average KB Member October 13, 2021

tading

A useless fuck.

Jacob is such a tading.

by milf mafia December 7, 2014

gift-teating

The act of inviting fringe, or remotely connected people to an event such as a shower, birthday party, christening, etc. for the sole purpose of getting more gifts.

Nancy was gift-teating for her son's graduation so that he'd get lots of presents and cash.

by bruce st.asiuk March 12, 2006

double teaming a tight end

Act of two men fucking a virgin male, at the same time.

Two dicks in once gay virgin ass.

Guy 1 :"Dude his ass was so tight"
Guy 2 : "I know! Who would have thought that he could take both of us at once!"
Guy 1 :"We'll have to try double teaming a tight end again!"

by Alex055 March 15, 2013

National Toe Pic Trading Day

February 29th is known as National Toe Pic Trading Day. On this day, it is customary to send quality pictures of your toes to your friends. Make sure to moisturize your toes and clip your nails. Many participants decide to hire a professional Toe Photographer. Toe Photography is now a growing industry, thanks to this national holiday. This holiday was established by our founding fathers upon discovering their love for toes and the freedom that our foot-fingers symbolize.

—“Bro, make sure to moisturize you toes on National Toe Pic Trading Day.”
—“Of course bro, can’t wait.”

by noscrofopo-official November 13, 2019