strangle the snake

What a male says when he is going to masterbate.

Chad: Hey imma go strangle the snake
Emma: What do you mean?
Chad: Imma go masterbate to photos of you

Emma: ...

by HerDixiNormis October 27, 2018

Stringle

A crispy falling strand of a person's hair that falls onto their forehead of the side of their face, typically accompanied with quiff hairstyles.

Oh my god, did you see Zayn Malik at the 2014 AMAS? He had such a pretty stringle and outfit.

by not maya💃🏻 December 15, 2020

strangledolphin

The act of asphyxiating yourself whilst jacking off in a full tub. Bonus points if you can cum in your own nose, or, “blowhole”.

Dude I strangledolphin’d last night and even got my blowhole!

by Penisburgh August 3, 2023

catan strangle

When you use game pieces to strangle a player in Settlers of Catan who repeatedly makes dick-moves and sassy in-game remarks.

If you don’t shut the fuck up I will come over there and catan strangle you until you stop breathing!

by carobthomp September 24, 2018

Toad strangler

A rainstorm so severe that even toads and other amphibious animals would likely drown

It’s supposed to rain today, looks like it’ll be a toad strangler.

by Jester mess March 20, 2022

Dingle stringle

When one's pubic hair gets caught in their foreskin.

I had to correct my patient's dingle stringle before I could insert the catheter.

by Mrfallapart August 30, 2023

im finna strangle my shit

Another way to say "i am going to go masturbate", this phrase is used by the male gender

in a series of texts messages it would go like this:

Yo bro wyd?

Im finna strangle my shit

oh shit lmao ttyl

by The Book Of Myron December 11, 2020