starving slave child

(adjective) used to describe a person who isn't neccesarily starving but whose parents make them work so much around the house that they don't have time to eat and then they feel nutritionally challenged.

M'Kayla have you had dinner yet?" "No, unfortunately I am one of those starving slave children.

by callmecrazycauseimoncrack December 14, 2010

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Shaving the Beard

When a heterosexual woman divorces her gay husband.

After 30 years of unknowingly acting as Bruce's beard, Cindy finally divorced him after he got caught red-handed at the gay bar.

Bruce: I'm sorry I didn't tell you that I was gay when we got married. Will you stay married to me and pretend that we have sex?

Cindy: I think it's time you came out of the closet - I'm shaving the beard!

by Steve Fraser September 21, 2011

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Shaving

Dr. Strange's sport, hobby, passion, center of his life, Bane of his existence

I wish Dr Strange would stop shaving
HA! as if that will ever happen

by spideygirl1989 December 28, 2022

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File saving OCD

When you complete a very important assignment on the computer and save it a million times before shutting the computer off.

A: What's taking you so long on the computer?
B: Sorry, I have file saving OCD

by wangjiahua December 11, 2011

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mutual staring

Looking deeply into another's soul through the eyes, and them doing the same to you. It is also interpreted as undressing another with one's eyes. Also it is an euphemism for a burning passion between two.

Did you see them, Betty, they were participating in mutual staring! And you know where that leads!

by bigolcebolla January 11, 2016

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