Much like in the game of chess, a bathroom stalemate is when two people are in a public restroom and neither wants to be the first to go, so both sit silently in their respective stalls as they wait for the other to leave, or for some loud noise to disguise their business.
1-I had to poop but found myself in a bathroom stalemate and had to wait for 20 minutes.
2- Stupid public bathrooms!
2- Stupid public bathrooms!
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Get the bathroom stalemate mug.1.A outlandish statement that could possibly become true, but is very very highly unlikely.
2. A given statement that is so highly exaggerated that it is humorous.
2. A given statement that is so highly exaggerated that it is humorous.
Example #1:
Person 1- "Dude, they are just going to hand the offensive schemes over to Will when he gets there."
Person 2- "Thats a bold statement."
Example #2:
Person 1- "I heard James runs that shit University of Georgetown."
Person 2- "Thats a fucking bold statement dude."
Person 1- "Dude, they are just going to hand the offensive schemes over to Will when he gets there."
Person 2- "Thats a bold statement."
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Person 1- "I heard James runs that shit University of Georgetown."
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Get the TUBE STAKE mug.Term used by an unelected government authority to describe Wall Street investment banks, and community members that are invested in the outcome of a public works project by the mere virtue of their privileged sociological status.
NOTE: The term stakeholders is NEVER inclusive of the poor people most-impacted by the decisions of the specific unelected authority, and are most always subject to bear the heaviest burden of said decisions in the form of tolls, taxes, if not death.
NOTE: The term stakeholders is NEVER inclusive of the poor people most-impacted by the decisions of the specific unelected authority, and are most always subject to bear the heaviest burden of said decisions in the form of tolls, taxes, if not death.
Dude, whoa. The Clinton years are over. You can't reference 'community members' in that mission statement. It's stakeholders' now.
The Louisville and Southern Indiana Bridges Authority wants their project to create a tremendous amount of opportunities for all their stakeholders.
The Louisville and Southern Indiana Bridges Authority wants their project to create a tremendous amount of opportunities for all their stakeholders.
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Get the stake house mug.The act of masturbating and letting the semen dry. When the semen is dry it is then peeled off like a molting snake.
Vlad's cum dribbled out of his penis, but planned to used it as lube for his back to back jerking sessions. However he became distracted by FFXIV and it dried. He then peeled the dried snakemolt off of his cock.
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