The Blue Squeeze

Occurs when one feels the need to shit and is unable to find to proper accomodations and turns blue in the face, hence the name "The Blue Squeeze."

John got The Blue Squeeze when he ate chili in his car on his lunch break in an empty parking lot.

by B-money and J-sexy. August 08, 2008

Squeezing Teabag

A prank involving opening the front of a targets pants, pouring hot water down them, and then grabbing his nuts hard.

Yeah that chav, we gave him a hard squeezing teabag

by thotpenguin January 10, 2018

Jean Squeeze

The act of getting a guy off by squeezing his dick fromt he outside of his jeans. Perfect compliment to the 'Slack Squidge'.

Dude #1 - How far did she go last night?
Dude #2 - I just got a little Jean Squeeze.
dude #1 - Not bad.

by Jager Steve September 25, 2007

squeezing the chicken

to jerk off, masturbate

stop squeezing the chicken

by The Bold Avenger August 25, 2015

Mustard Squeeze

Explosive shits. Massive diarrhea rounds that are relentless and unending.

I partied way too hard this weekend. It’s monday and I got the mustard squeeze.

Stay away from the pot lucks at this place. Guaranteed mustard squeeze.

by Eaton Holgoode February 04, 2018

Squeezing a Muppet

Shitting in different colors.... ex: green, pink, blue, etc.

John: Damn I am squeezing a muppet. I don't even know if that looked normal.

Andy: John, you should visit a doctor about that.

by pookabear July 13, 2011

squeeze cave

/skwēzˌkāv/

noun: squeeze cave; plural noun: squeeze caves
1.
a name for the location where one takes a poop, an enclosed chamber, typically with three to four walls, in a building or in public.

synonyms: pooper, shitter, crap tank, my office;

Shit, Linda, I think we're going to be late since I need to hit up the squeeze cave before we can visit your parents.

by -rm -rf January 07, 2019