splunge bath

When you take a bath in splunge.
Splunge is to take a shit.
So it's to take a bath in shit.

Retard: I had a splunge bath yesterday, that's why I smell like shit.

by Chris May 14, 2005

Splonge

To sponge is when you're totally dying to go for a wee and then you break wind. The act of releasing the pressure of wind make you accidentally dribble a little bit of wee. A splonger would be a person with a weak bladder and gaseous backside.

I should've gone to the loo already, I've just splonged.

Why did you just change your underwear, did you splonge?

by Bodley March 7, 2012

Splunge

When a guy kicks a woman in the snatch, and the foot gets stuck.

Ah man! Did he just splunge that chick!

by King of the Jews April 4, 2007

splunge

An (say in heroic voice)<U>Underwear Smoothie</U>

Man do I need a nice cold splunge.

by Ian September 25, 2003

splunge

To bust a nut.Usually followed by extreme self Gratitude and praise.

Yo you remember that bitch Jenny? Yeah, she was sucking me off and even though she told me not to, i splunged in her mouth.

"Oww Craig! You splunged in my eye!" says Charlene. "Yeah....I guess i did." Said Craig....

by Craig Scooge October 22, 2007

Splunge

Removal of balls, and kicking dick.
Also used to describe something that happened to you in a negative way.

Damn man, that bitch splunged me

by gank. February 19, 2009

splunge

An accumulation of cum, often used in the since of making fun of someone else.

"Look at that lifeless splunge"

by pUssYmoNsTEr011111 March 15, 2009