sober hang 

a sober hang is a hang-out or catch-up with an individual that you met whilst drunk. often making out or other acts of drunken passion were involved in this night of drunk introduction. sober hangs are avoided by bro's at any cost.

the "pregaming" of the sober-hang is a good way to set the illusion that one is a genuinely caring human, hanging out with your new friend sober, whilst actually avoiding the awkwardness that 'sobreity' can cause after a night of extreme inebriation.

melissa: sober hang today?
kallum: nah can't today sorry, you out tonight d00d?

sober hang by saturbaby August 29, 2010

sober virgin

The term used for someone who has never had sex whilst not being sober or under the influence of drugs.

A:'So have you lost your virginity'
B:'I have had sex seven time but i am still a sober virgin'

sober virgin by Boz Fozter July 22, 2008

sober sex

The act of sex, free of all mind altering substances.

Just for a change, we did sober sex!

sober sex by Ipsofacto June 17, 2012

sober-minded Palin supporter 

1. synonym for "oxymoron"

2. an ironic term used to designate under-educated, hard-core believers in a cult or anti-intellectual belief system.

A sober-minded Palin supporter will view her quitting her job as governor as further evidence of her staying power, tenacity and willingness to get the job done.

Yeah, he's a "sober-minded Palin supporter," all right. Still doesn't believe the earth revolves around the sun.

sober-minded Palin supporter by JailNeoconvicts July 9, 2009

Sober Vision 

The feeling that you are still sober (by the by, you aren't), while being more talkative, loud, and uninhibited.

Cause of sober vision: not drinking enough to actually reach the next level of hammered, or you've had a drop too much i suppose. Your opinion of the cause may vary based on what day of the week it is, and your level of alcoholism.

How to be diagnosed: there is no known way to self diagnose sober vision while it is occurring. A friend who is not drunk needs to be there to tell if you're afflicted with sober vision. Once full sobriety is achieved (after breakfast / lunch the next day) you may look back and realize that you were possibly quite a bit drunker than you originally thought you were.

When your debate with that guy escalated into mindless shouting I realized you were sober visioning.

Sober Vision by Hobo-KN November 1, 2010

sober as dover 

Sober as Dover

Steven mate how pissed are you?

Sober as Dover my friend, sober as Dover

sober as dover by Dyhcyin December 15, 2017

sober smoker 

A sober smoker is either:
A) A pot-smoker who doesn't drink
or
B) A pot-smoker who can function and act sober while high

(Example B)
Robbie: When we get their we gotta let dan and rob talk cause the rest of us are way to crunk and their sober smokers.

sober smoker by Pagz June 18, 2006