schlagg

1) A person who is truly annoying and doesn't seem to realize it.
2) One who has many friends that are girls but none want to go out with him.
3) A shortened version of school fag.

Henry is such a schlagg.

by Trent December 7, 2004

The Schlagpole

Quite possibly the biggest wang on the planet, so large that it makes virgins bleed when they see it. Rarely seen, it is worshipped by the Bukkake Tribe of southern Madagascar.

"The fabled Schlagpole has produced more orgasms than Isaac Hayes."

by cpoc December 5, 2003

Schlag

A lazy relatively quite well educated bunch of inoffensive slaking loozers wandering randomly in Supermarket's parking lot looking for a good spot to smoke and share some darts

"Mais elle ne va pas trop capoter de vous zoner comme des gros schlags"?

by Trashlambert September 3, 2016

schlag

acting incredibly stupid or acting like a jerk

"Dude your such an ass to girls"

"Yeah your a real schlag"

by sdfSDFSdg May 4, 2009

Schlacker

A girl at my school with the last name schlack sucked an upper classmans wang and was given the nickname schlackemoff.
Schlacker refers to one who sucks wang.
It can be used as an insult to anyone who swings on someone elses nuts.

OMG OMG, kristina sucked dereks wang.
What a schlacker...

Kohl totally pissed me off today by being at school.
What a fucking schlacker.

by GH REP July 18, 2004

schladong

another word that can be used for penis.

I have a long schladong

I am a male & I have a schladong.

You wanna see my schladong?

by schladongy March 24, 2009

net schelächt

'net schelächt' is a very importent german saying, it can be used to make your agreement heard.

Or you can use it as a congratulation!

A:Ich hatte vor nä. woche dir 100$ zu schenken!
B: Joar, net schelächt!

A:Ich habe gestern 50 bier getrunken!
B: Net schelächt!

by Stev-O November 3, 2004