Professor Gardner

An archetypal American elderly man who inexplicably finds himself in Japan.

"Is he married to a Japanese woman?" "No, I think he's just another Professor Gardner."

by Jaolo March 3, 2008

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Professor Wildgoose

Better known as Wildgoose, he is a Toontown player (occasionally streamer), dog lover, aspiring EDM artist, and a major shitposter. He mainly spends his time lurking in the website known as Twitter.

David: Why is my timeline being spammed with all these retweets and shit?
Matt: It's probably from Professor Wildgoose.

by Wildguy August 28, 2016

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Professor Vas

Creepy schmoe with a pathetic mini c.

Vanessa: Who the fuck is this blue-mask-wearing schmoe all over my Facebook posts?
Susanna: Oh that's Professor Vas. Don't give him the time of day unless there's $1,000 plus dinner/gifts involved.

by BootiousMaximus December 21, 2016

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Professor Poopypants

Alluding to a person's professional embarrassment of their last name.

Student 1: My online math teacher's name is Mrs. Gaylord.
Student 2: No way, man! I bet that's why she teaches online courses.
Student 1: Yeah, it seems very Professor Poopypants.

by thatoneuglykid September 29, 2019

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Professor Pyg

A Batman villain most notable in his Batman Arkham Knight appearance. He wears a pig mask and wields a Meat Cleaver.

Have you heard of Professor Pyg? He’s a Batman villain.

by stewiestolemywashingmachine May 18, 2020

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A Professor can suck up ghosts in a second and inventor of the F.L.U.D.D. Poltergust G-00 Poltergust 3000 Poltergust 5000 Pixelator and many more! also, buy this new song in E Gadd's latest album "Poltergusts and Bitches"

Have you heard of that hip new professor named Professor E Gadd

by dishan08 May 27, 2021

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Professor Pookie

A University or College Professor that is known for being cute. This prof is loved mostly by the female students and displays characteristics that would generally be considered as quaint or lovable.

OMG! I was thinking about skipping today but I don't want to miss Professor Pookie's class.
I loved the lecture today, Professor Pookie is just so adorable.

by erdem luvr 2003 February 9, 2023

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