Pooner

n: a person who has fallen into a comatose like state from the consumption of large amounts of alcohol.

see also: Poonin

* "Julie is sitting in on her couch after 8 shots of smirnoff in a row. She begins to feel quite dizzy after enduring a long, yet pointless conversation. All of a sudden, she somehow passes out, smashes her head with a loud thud off of the table, bounces to the floor landing in an awkward position, and just sleeps."

Amber: AHAHAHAAH!! did you guys just see that?! That was fucking hilarious!!!

Laura: haha yeah man, that's Ju for ya.

Christine: Wow... what a pooner!

by ae123456 January 15, 2009

Pooner

A rare breed of people that poon everything and everyone.
They also use the faces of poon which are the following..
O_O O_o o_O o_o O_O!

Chris and Mike are pooners.

by Mike The Pooner December 28, 2005

Pooner Scale

A scale used to determine how many harpoons it will take to bring down women of various sizes.

"Brad, that chick you banged last night was a two pooner." "No Rob she was definitely a three on the Pooner Scale!"

by Brad Thomas November 8, 2007

poiner

An elongated poin or poinis.

" Someone is excited and has a poiner..."

by Poin W. Dexter February 14, 2008

pooner

A member of the elite indoor cricket team, the "pooners" fomed at Lakeland SHS in 2007.

"Guys i heard that Mitchell is a pooner" or

"Travis, Sam, Joel, Riley, Brett and Mitch are all pooners"

by Bourmanator June 5, 2009

pooner

one who sniffs bicycle seats

He was such a pooner he never left the bicycle shed

by Anonymous January 7, 2003

Cock Porners

A place for gay people that hate breaking bad but like pop corners

"Cock Porners is just around the corner"

by Therizzlerinthesheets February 7, 2023