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poinis

Derived from penis, originally used as an insult but now can be used on place of just about any noun, verb or adjective to add coolness to a sentence. Other spellings include poynis, poynys and pyoynys
'Are you poinis greg?'
'Yeah I've just been poinising www.gotthecrack.org'
'POINIS!'
by Dangerous Ronnie September 20, 2004
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Internet points

An often ironic synonym for the upvotes/likes you can get on various websites. "Internet points" is often used to point out that these have no real value, and craving for likes is pretty useless.
"Look, my post got over 1000 Upvotes!"

"Your Internet points won't pay the bills, Jim."
by Sabulan March 25, 2019
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Boytjie points

Unit of measurement in relation to how much of a Boytjie you or your actions are.

Boytjie Points can be positive or negative and are valued at 137 times the current trading price of gold.
For this sic stunt he earns an incredible 75 boytjie points..! And an additional 5 boytjie points for causing the Chinese commentator to go wild…!
by Banter Boys October 4, 2011
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Pionism

To revolt against government corruption through non-life-threatening destruction of government property by use of farm equipment.
That guy just crushed 7 cars with a huge tractor! He's part of the Pionism movement.

That dude just sprayed city hall with a shit spreader! Yeah, he's part of the Pionism movement too!
by The Vermonster August 11, 2012
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shingo points

Nonexistent points given when one hits things with their car.
Although not directly mentioned, the term was created from the character Shingo in Initial D that races dirty and likes to tap cars on purpose to get them off balance, often resulting in spinouts or worse.
He earned a lot of Shingo points when he totaled his car.
by rag3r0 May 15, 2018
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BJ points

Accrued social currency, which can be acquired by doing good deeds or earning favor in the eyes of a significant other, to be rewarded later with blowjobs. Similar to brownie points.
Surprise bouquet at work = Major BJ Points. Jus'sayin.
by alleviate October 26, 2015
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ponnish

I feeling of discomfort in your face, to the point that your eyes bulge and your face crumbles up.
"man, that scene really made me ponnish."
"dude, what the fuck is wrong with your face!"
"hey man, calm down, that is just something that happens to people."
by Rex ipse Latinus Cream; Bobby November 24, 2021
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