puddled

The act of being boring (much like a puddle , they are just there and boring).

I have never met such a puddled person. All you do all day is sit on the couch watching T.V. and eat.

by James Hickey24 June 4, 2007

puddled

to puddle,to wet oneself.
incontrolable bladder.

i laughed so hard, i puddled myself

by jennee d December 17, 2008

Puddled

To be drenched with copious amounts of water, splashed up by a car when one is walking on a sidewalk during or after a rain storm. When one's bodily composition goes from 60% water to 100% water.

It was raining as I walked home yesterday, when out of nowhere a car came flying by and absolutely puddled me.

by HeadHunterX11 April 6, 2017

Cock Paddled

The female equivalent of being "Pussy Whipped."

Abandons her friends and makes excuses to be with her man.

Annette: OMG, STACY! You always leave me for him... you are so cock paddled.

Stacy: Like OMG, not even, we just have the flu again... and we have homework to do.

by pervyninja January 4, 2012

piddle

The little bit of urine left on your penis after urination.

I shook off the piddle and it fell on my pants.

by Rusty Wallace June 20, 2006

Piddle

To fondle, especially in association with little boys.

Look at that playground full of scrumptious little boys; I'd love to piddle each and every one of them.

by The Piddler (Haupt.) May 13, 2003

Piddle

1. To shake it three times.
2. To wander around, kicking small animals.
3. To urinate.

1. If you piddle after pissing, you're having too much fun.
2. Don't piddle in my flower bed!
3. I took the dog to piddle, and look, she did.

by Doco The Magic Dragon and Larry September 10, 2003