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Teacher: Are you enjoying Physics?
Student: Better than biology(and chem).
by infernodeathviper November 4, 2016
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Madden physics

A frustrating glitch in EA Sports football games (Madden and NCAA) in which the football and/or players act in a way that is not physically possible.

This may include a football going through body parts, body parts going through body parts, a football touching a player's "aura" and being deflected, a football being randomly teleported from one player's possession to another, or a fumble being sucked into a player's possession from 5 feet away.
My guy was wide open until someone from 20 feet away was able to somehow intercept it. Damn Madden physics!
by maxer64 December 14, 2008
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doing physics

you say you are doing your 'physics' when in reality you are messing around or doing what youre not supposed to be
ex: He told his parents he was doing physics, when in reality he was looking at porn.
ex2: He told his parents he was doing physics, when in reality he and his friend were beating Gears of War on 'insane' mode.
by crashtestdummy March 7, 2009
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Nut Physics

Nut Physics is the physics of the nut. The true package. It makes you feel accomplished once you have learned about it and you become smart. Life comes and goes (pun intended), so you only have one chance to learn about nut physics. The physics of the nut is exquisite and it is an admirable field of research that can make you billions of dollars. Currently, nut physicists like snaggopal Sr. is studying how fire wizards use the power of the nut to attack.
Ash Ketchum: Yo did you see that attack Charizard used?

Misty: Hell yeah, that flamethrower was cool! The nut velocity was insane on that one! I'm an avid nut scientist.
Ash Ketchum: The fuck?
Misty: You don't know Nut Physics? Yea I can tell you aren't a snagger.
by yetsgooo April 3, 2022
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mind physics

The connection of complex interactions between neurological manifestations subsequently linked to adhering complexities of inquisitve and perplexing entities of the mind.
Hitler's brain used mind physics in his attempt for world domination.
by SONAbaBONA January 5, 2009
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physics

Block of science that determines whether shit will hit the fan or not.
Bob: Damn, shit hit the fan!
Bill: Well, through physics we can find out if the shit actually hit the fan. What was the velocity and force?
Bob: *punches bill*
by gollom like creature September 25, 2013
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physics porn

Particle physics fantasies based on maths/philosophy with only the most tenuous possible link to reality- multiverses, boltzmann brains and so on
Does any of this bear any relation to reality? Or is Big Physics guilty of some serious sexing-up, drifting away from the realm of hard data and into the softer universe of physics porn?
by ProcessMaster July 24, 2014
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