phallodendron

Your grandma's dick-shaped shrubbery.

I got sick of lookin' at those phallodendron, so I cut the tops off. Now they look like Bop-em mallets.

by JoshuaJordan May 14, 2008

Phyllogic

Science studying the properties of matter and the laws establishing the absurd observable phenomena

Phyllogic of the matter.

by Dictionnaire de Science June 3, 2013

Phyllogicien

Specialist illogical physics, Science studying the properties of the material, which allows to establish laws to describe observable phenomena absurd.

Phyllogiciens has has been honored by theirs works.

by Dictionnaire de Science June 3, 2013

Phyllophobia

A severe fear of leaves

"Dude, I have Phyllophobia so let me not go near those trees"

by Gfshusbandforever November 13, 2021

phalloid

A big fat hairy penis with no balls

Oh baby, shove your phalloid right there where it hurts.

by xachooxblessxyoux February 26, 2008

phyllicatus

A woman of ill repute, usually dirty or loose.

She slept with both her brother's best friend and his girlfriend. What a phyllicatus!

by kiom January 16, 2011

phallolingus

another term for felatio.

Phallolingus is not acceptable to civilized society.

by uttam maharjan January 25, 2011