Padapaper

A little boy or girl who wears glasses, likes anime, and has a helmet head. They can also steal your souls. But that happens rarely.

ZOMG!!!! That padapaper is stealing my soul with his helmet head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Itachi Uchiha & Chealsy Molina October 24, 2008

Paranack

paranoid while panicing about something

I forgot to do my scholarship essay!
Stop paranacking about it!

by Darthone November 17, 2009

paramarker

A telemark skier who makes parallel turns without dropping a knee. A paramarker usually skis in the back seat on ultra fat skis with super stiffy boots and bindings.

Why is that guy skiing in the back seat? He has tele gear but he's making parallel turns. Oh wait, he's a paramarker.

by silvers February 10, 2010

Paragateaux

A cake stand, often of the three-tiered variety, commonly used for serving afternoon tea.

What a fabulous paragateaux!

by grippa93 June 28, 2010

paragaffe

The social offense of wasting people’s time by blathering on for a whole paragraph when a short sentence would suffice.

“All I wanted to know was whether Bottom is still smoking. He wrote back a whole paragaffe about why it’s none of my business and smoking is not a problem for him.”

by Bottom Ford, Esq May 16, 2011

Parabasic

An EMT who is in paramedic school. Stuck in the time between being a medic and an EMT.

Hey parabasic how would you treat this patient?

by thatbasic June 26, 2016

Paracats

The Paracats is the state of mind one finds oneself in after having indulged in too many illicit pharmaceuticals and you become so paranoid that there appear to cats in the shadows looking at you....

"they're everywhere, there's cats in the shadows"!
"Oh baby. It's just the paracats. It happens to us all "

by Smuuush November 17, 2016