noobitis

A severe condition that results in the noob gland becoming gradually inflamed to the point by which exposure to the individual (whom has nobitis), can cause yourself to contract the disease. Caution must be taken when encountering an individual with noobitis, as one may become a noob themself. A terrible, terrible fate.

Bob: "Oii, you hear about Paul?"
John: "nah, what happened?"
Bob: "They wanted to take him to the hospital, supposebly he is suffering from noobitis. The doctor told me not to visit otherwise I'd land up there too"
John: "tough.. I hear that disease can be fatal.. What a poor, poor noob"

by harry_the_second April 24, 2011

Nobstacle

Any driver who -
-parks on pavements or in cycle lanes
-blocks dropped kerbs
-tried to block filtering cyclists or motorcyclists
-fails to react and move for emergency services

I had to swerve around a total nobstacle while cycling home today.

by Don’t be a nobstacle! January 19, 2019

nokito

Tall, handsome, cute, funny guy who is over 1.90 cm tall who's gonna probably steal yo girl. His main weapons are: style, musical taste, humor and being handsome. if you mess with him, he probably has your IP address and he will boot you off.

"yo that's nokito hide ya girl"

by Nokyy January 17, 2021

Nōbibiēus

Only Harry Larry and George know this word meaning

That man is so Nōbibiēus I hope he chokes on sausages from a can of beans

by The Nōbibiēus men July 22, 2021

nomita

This kind of people are very gaandu
Don't trust them but love them
Loyal, rude, introvert and short tempered

Look nomita is very nice person

by N. Akhtar November 23, 2021

Nomita

Very sweet and beautiful.. sometimes don't listen but is so loving and caring and always help others.. sweet words are her speciality.. very rare and lovely she is next level

I wish everyone is like Nomita

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Noitea

A girl that doesn't want any IT in her life

Turn on the air conditionner, damn it ! You're a such a Noitea !

by sundayslice August 15, 2023