Mocha Mustache

When a girl puts the dick in her mouth after buttsex and shit ends up on her upper lip.

I was slamming the hot girl from chemistry class in her pooper and she hopped off and started sucking my cock and gave herself a Mocha Mustache!!

by Rumplenutz September 1, 2018

Deployment Mustache

A mustache grown during a military deployment.

Many soldiers will grow a mustache while deployed. It's a long time away from friends and family, so there's no worries about loved ones making fun of it growing in. Also, a mustache is the only form of facial hair allowed by AR 670-1. It's a small freedom, and many choose to exercise that freedom.

It's one of those small things that you have control over, so it's kind of fun to see how well you can grow one, even if you might shave it when you get back to the states.

It may seem silly to think about, but if you have deployed, you'll understand.

Pvt: "Did you see LT's deployment mustache?"
PFC: "yeah, it looks cool but he's probably gonna shave it when he gets back home"

by A Soldier. November 2, 2018

Minshew mustache

The hottest thing you will ever see

Man, I wish I had a minshew mustache

by Barney Andfriends November 1, 2019

MUFFSTACHE

The act of finger fucking a vagina, then wiping the still moist finger(s) on a persons upper lip.

"Hey Boobie, I just finger banged Nichole in the kitchen, then gave Munday a stinky muffstache"

by LUGNUT23 May 17, 2008

milf muffstache

The residue left on one's upper lip after orally pleasuring a milf.

Man! I made Hector's mom so wet, after I was done I had a milf muffstache

by Howie Feltersnatch March 4, 2005

mustache ride

Sitting on the face of a man with a mustache, and receiving cunnalingus from said man, thus creating the impression that you are on a ride.

Usually it is a female taking a mustache ride, but I assume males can figure out a way to take the ride as well. I just don't want to hear about it.

"Hey, baby, you like you can use some fun. Care to take a mustache ride?"

by Reliquium May 31, 2004

molester mustache

a rail-thin mustache; usually on 26-45 year-old sex offenders who have finished puberty but by the looks of their 'stache, you would think that they just began puberty. they do not have to be sex offenders, but those who are not guilty of the crime tend to shave it off at the sight of the thinness above their lip

Person A: "Hey, look at that guy's mustache. He's old, but it's growing in a 13-year old's would."

Person B: "That pervert has a molester mustache"

by Pimp Turtles May 27, 2007