Matthias

Call of duty 4 clan, well known in South Africa for it's consistent results.

Clan Matthias is dominating this Cod season!

by hai2u2u2u2u2u2u October 18, 2008

muttin dagger

A slang term for a hard penis.

"Dude I was pounding some random girl last night with my muttin dagger".

by LKALKALKA March 1, 2007

Matthias

a dumb noob who has no friends and is most likely a nerd; typically being a dumbass and a retard.

"Hey, lets go sit at that table over there. Shit, matthias sits there, lets move to the other side of the lunchroom."

by Buddy Boi From Fortnite February 24, 2021

Muttin' around

To laze around in front of the tv or computer, enjoying the simple life like a dog.
To have a quick siesta.

"Whatcha up to?"
"Nothin' much, just muttin' around."

by Barry S. Beasley December 5, 2012

Matthijs

Born and raised in Mongolia. Spent first 20 or so years in his life fapping in a yurt.
Heavy drinker and tendencies to have mind altering episodes naming himself Gary.
Gary likes to throw bicycles in canals.

Very dangerous. Must not feed and call police.

Watch out there’s a Matthijs behind you.

by Draakdraaklelijkendraak November 23, 2021

Matthias

A Matthias doesn't undestand how anything works.

Person 1: Did you undestand this?
Matthias: No, I didn't get it...

by MrSchmorington January 25, 2018

matthiew

the hottest guy you will ever meet. so athletic, attractive, funny, smart and is such a caring amazing friend. has a huge dick and any guy would want him, he is loved by all and doesn't have many haters, he is such a white boy and always has starbucks, he hookups up with tons of guys and is so incredibly tall. matthiew is such a loyal friend and will stick by you and be there for you when you need it and will never leave your side, he will always listen to you and hear what you have to say and won't judge you for who you are, he is so cray cray and that's what's amazing about him. his persons one of a kind and there is truly no one else in the world like him

"omg did u see matthiew, he's lookin HOT today"
"matthiew is a fucker"

by babyjwadd June 25, 2017