murked

"fucked" or "fucked up"

I murked that sweet ass the other day

What Happened to him? He's murked!

by Big Daddy Dee April 13, 2003

luke markey

an old english saying originating from essex used often to described homosexual males

king: have a gander once at that scally wag!
squire: bit luke markey if you ask i my lord
or
he like it right up the luke markey

by sir edmond grant (historian) October 24, 2007

Murked

When you completely fubar (Fucked up beyond any recognition) something. Also used in a sexual matter.

I straight murked that ass up last night cuhhh.

by Austin Vaught November 5, 2010

muckeye

a collection of pubic wigs

my friend has a great selection of muckeye if you need to borrow one this weekend

by Rachel Armour May 22, 2005

murley cat

one who brings attention to themselves for the wrong reason.

look at that kid with the huge afro riding a razor scooter, what a MURLEY CAT.

by juggernaut bitch May 10, 2006

murked

to insult a person.

I murked that cat like nasty.

by Chantelle December 3, 2003

murkenary

uberwanker, the motherwanker of all wankers, dedicates his life to the art of wanking

'my dick is sore :('
'yeah well, you asked for it murkenary !'

by Caleb April 3, 2003