Mossy G

N.)

1- Anything old, or covered in moss.

2- Used to describe anything aged, including people.

"look at that mossy g with the cane. She's so old."

"That rock is so green even though it's supposed to be black. What a mossy g."

by Koondi Man August 1, 2008

Mossy MudBath

a hairy stink hole (Anus to the people who arn't hippity hop)

The ol' mossy mudbath is itching like a bitch!

by BloodSweatnBeers September 12, 2009

moosyj

a over-eccentric homosexual

1: im so gay, look how gay i am!
2: go away, im straight
1: but being gay is fabulous!!
2: i dont appreciate gays because im in the military
1: oh man! what a load of shenanigins!
2: what a moosyj!

by pertmountain December 3, 2010

mopeytasking

When one is doing many things at once, very slowly or tiredly.

Rachel: You sound really busy and tired.

Katie: I am tired. I'm mopeytasking.

by vesperay March 31, 2011

mossy slope

An old slang word for a woman'a nasty, hairy fucking vagina.

It was just an 80s theme party, but Stephanie took it too far by not shaving for 14 weeks. The worse mossy slope I've seen this far.

by Mr. Bright side October 11, 2013

Mossy Swamp Bog Fuck

When a person filming for National Geographic (or any nature show with David Attenborough) has to disguise themself as wildlife an the surrounding wildlife is horny wildlife that interferes with the cameraman's work through attempted inter-species intercourse.

I was filming Alligators for the new "Great Planet" series and got Mossy Swamp Bog Fucked

by ThemGoodOlBoys August 30, 2020

mossyelena

Funniest and most famous person on tiktok

Fan1: Hey are you a mossyelena fan?
Fan1: YES i love them so much!!

by muchacaca6336 March 13, 2021