Mutton Slop

When, after giving anal sex, the man takes his penis and wipes poo around the girls chin to make it look like a mutton chop.

(I made this up myself)

"My girlfriend looked hilarious after I gave her that mutton slop."

by DatSexyBeast100 February 23, 2010

Mutton

A red car.

Red cars are faster!

by p0rt21 April 30, 2004

mutton chop

When you are a cuck loving mook who should just kill theirselves.

Brad shut up you mutton chop.

by MEMESLAYER9901 November 6, 2017

laced mutton

A vain, ignorant, and superficial middle-aged woman who unsuccessfully attempts to make herself look youthful by caking on make-up and by wearing the trendy clothing of college-aged females. This phrase is actually an older popular characterization which one occasionally encounters in classic literature and especially in Golden Age British mysteries.

Check out that noxious old heifer -- laced mutton of The First Water.

by The Grottomaster November 27, 2011

mutton-head

putrid, rotting meat with a malevolent presence on a stick/head

alla eats mutton-heads for dinner

by kajennifer August 6, 2004

Mutton fart

a person who suffers from macho-ness

"he is such a mutton fart"

by KGeN_20o1 April 2, 2003

mutton chops

When one shaves their pubic area half assed such as just cropping the top of the vagina and letting the rest of the forest grow wild.

Tom cruise likes girls with mutton chops.

by The duzde September 28, 2008