Maltene crunch

Derived from Maltene, an enzyme found in cured asphalt, Maltene crunch is the crunchy snack version of crumbled asphalt.

Man, I'm starving. I could really use a handful of Maltene crunch to hold me over until dinner.

by SpiritOfTrish May 16, 2023

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magenet

Siege's dumb discord username

Hey how are you magenet!

by Mikey2055 July 15, 2023

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Mateen

The most skibidi sigma alpha male alive. He is so hot and sexy I would bust just at the sight of him! Male or female, straight or not, just seeing him will want to make you change your sexuality.

Mateen is such a sigma! I love him so much.

by Ohio Rizzler Alpha Male Gyat April 9, 2024

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Matehead

A way to call your british friend or sum

"Hey Matehead, did you put your balls in the peanut butter?"

by MateMateHead February 28, 2026

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Loser Matinée

A loser matinée occurs when one cannot find anyone to go see a particular movie with them. If you are going to see it by yourself anyway, might as well save a few dollars by seeing a matinée.

Loser #1: I couldn't find anyone to see 'Baby's Day Out' with me, so I just went to a loser matinée."

Loser #2: "Shit, so did I. We should have just gone together."

Loser #1: "Fag."

by NiceGuyJon May 5, 2010

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Alexandru Mateescu is a very popular footballer in Romania who currently plays for Academica Clinceni II. Also he is a student at U.N.E.F.S in the third year. He has the biggest dick in the world and nobody can stop him.

Alexandru Mateescu fucked me twice and i liked it.

by Directorul Pulii November 22, 2021

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