johnman13

what you say when your front wheels get stolen

"Man I really got johnman13'd yesterday."

by johnman13 January 9, 2022

johngrace

(v) The act of playing the bass guitar decently while using your fingers.

Dude you totally johngrace on the bass guitar.

by johngrace August 16, 2006

Johnathan

Johnathan is A handsome lightskin with big brown eyes and a huge dick

Dang I wish my dick was as big as Johnathan's

by Jrmoneyboy March 11, 2017

Johnathon

A Sexy Piece of meat that will give consent for sex always, if you want sex you should ask Johnathon because he will always say yes.

"I need sex"
"You need to ask a Johnathon"

by DontUseUrRealNameLol September 15, 2019

Johnathon

The guy with the biggest dick and all the bitches

Johnathon is the best
Did you see Johnathon he is so hot

by 456.11.37.24 April 26, 2022

Johnna

A woman who loves to be pleasured with down town time.

Johnna enjoyed her hour lunch break of cunnilingus.

by djkdjdjjddddd February 5, 2010

Johnathanius

A name givin to a guy called John, Johnny or Johnathon that says their super dooper motherfucking hot

Omg its johnathanius, i would fuck him for the rest of my life if i could

by ZimbaZombaZamba February 26, 2010