Jakub

A Jakub (ya-cub) is a person who's parents obviously did not know how to pronounce or spell Jacob. A Jakub is usually from a foreign country such as England, America, Ireland or Wakanda. A Jakub can make a great
friend or terrible friend. Just be careful not to talk about sex around them as they can get carried away. He also likes to play video games. His favourite game is bin weevils but he also really good at clutching games in Club Penguin Island and CSGO

"It's been four hours and Jakub is still talking about sex!"
"DON'T SAY THAT WORD!"

by Typical2.0 October 9, 2018

Is Jakub Gay

Jakub asks himself this question everyday. He knows that deep down he is gay and likes boys but he doesn’t want to admit it.

Is Jakub gay? Everyone : yes gayest of all

by SexyBoyVincent October 30, 2019

Jacub

A very loving guy who cares for others and when falls in love he falls DEEPLY. He will always be there for you and is a very trusty person. He is a perfect boyfriend and is not shy at all. And will do anything for you

Omg Jacub is such a great boyfriend!

by Sjshbdnd February 25, 2019

jackburred

When someone is fed lines of bull shit on a daily basis and the bull shitter actually believes what he or she is saying but at the same time knows that he or she will never follow through on their word.

Holy crap! I've just been JACKBURRED!

by Engulfed March 12, 2011

Jackbarakatitus

A mental illness that can make he/she/other tunnel visioned around Jack Barbakat. In some cases it has lead to serious injury, mental hospitalization, and rarely death.

Symptoms may include:

- Addiction to masturbating to Jack Barakat (some cases more than 13 times a day)

- Spending all of your life's saving on Jagk Merch

- Skipping school/fun activities/work/eating/sleeping to watch interviews with Jack Barakat

- Continually making dick jokes/dirty jokes to be more like Jack Barakat

- Listening to Jack Barakat's laugh on Tumblr for repeat more than 3,000 times

- Dying your hair black/dark brown with blonde streaks in it, and straightening + spiking it up like Jack Barakat

- Always wearing Jagk Merch 24/7 and never taking it off (some cases include wearing the merch as their wedding gown/wedding suit)

- Stalking Jack Barakat's twitter all day

- Re-tweeting Jack Barakat's tweets (some cases people have tweeted every single tweet he tweeted)

- Fantasizes about meeting/marrying/dating/being friends/having sexual intercourse with Jack Barakat

- Planning ways to find Jack Barakat's exact where-about's (and kidnap him and keeping him in your basement; some people added)

- Obsessing over Jack Barakat's hairy legs/adam's apple

- Staring at pictures of Jack Barakat, such as these (and wishing that the bubbles would disappear)

- Taking note of all of Jack Barakat's tattoos, and getting the exact ones done on your body just like him

If you have any/all of these symptoms, please seek professional help immediately. Jackbarakatitus is a serious illness, and should not be joked about. It can happen to ANYONE...even bunnies...

by Sexual Seahorse December 28, 2014

Jackuracy

1. The ability to aim at an object and hit everything but the object.
2. The ability to hit targets while under no pressure but being unable to hit anything after being put under the smallest amount of pressure

"For fucks sake why couldn't you hit that you piece of shit, you've got suck Jackuracy!"

by EmoFaggot April 13, 2017

jacksboro

a shitty town with nothing to do but get drunk, high, or laid. mostly the first one.

hey dude last night i rubbed my jacksboro

by jethro jenkins June 16, 2006