Jackuracy

1. The ability to aim at an object and hit everything but the object.
2. The ability to hit targets while under no pressure but being unable to hit anything after being put under the smallest amount of pressure

"For fucks sake why couldn't you hit that you piece of shit, you've got suck Jackuracy!"

by EmoFaggot April 13, 2017

fackuracy

When something is so facking spot on, #theaccuracy is just not enough to express it!

Them: Why does Del Taco always hit best after a lit night out?
Me: The Fackuracy tho

by ItsJRBetch January 23, 2020

jacktrack

An inspirational soundtrack for one to use as a masterbatory aid.

I lit some candles and incense and put on some Sade to get my jacktrack rollin'.

by JoesephBloseph December 14, 2009

Jackural

A man that loves cream. The jackural doesn't want his friends to see the connotation cream has with human sperm. When confronted with this, the jackural plays it off as something that is not sperm but also does not provide an explanation to what cream is if not sperm.

Jackural: Spuit room in my boud asseblief Adriaan ja ja!
Adriaan: Is room nie sperm nie Jack?
Jackural: Ja Ja! Roompies! *pig noises*

by Boeken March 29, 2022

jackeracid

A gamer who went blind by playing too much pvp, now they are cringe.

Jackeracid is an abomination of the gaming world

by playingandhating April 24, 2023

hackuracy

hack·u·ra·cy
n.
1. Auto-Precision; exactness with hacks.
2. Using downloadable hacks or aimbots to aim for you in a FPS game.

See also: haccuracy.

"Did you see that guy go 145 and 2 on Call of Duty last night? I watched him, all he got was headshots, he has some good hackuracy."

by Sir Kodo August 12, 2005

jockracy

United Kingdom derogatory slang referring to the observed fact that although Scotland has a much lower population than England, and its own parliament, when the Labour Party is in power the main cabinet posts are held by Scots, and passing many laws which do not themselves apply in Scotland due to the devolved Scots parliament. Thus England is ruled by Scots; a "jockracy".

Jockracy is often seen as causing "Scottish pork"; when the Scots rulers pass laws favorable to Scotland at the expense of England and Wales.

"I see those gits in the jockracy have increased university fees in England while keeping them free in Scotland again".

by Spoonman2 January 9, 2009