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a shitty town with nothing to do but get drunk, high, or laid. mostly the first one.
hey dude last night i rubbed my jacksboro
jacksboro by jethro jenkins June 16, 2006
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Jacksboro Tiger 

A football team from Jacksboro, Texas; Legend says that anyone on the team has a large dick
That guy must a Jacksboro Tiger!

Jackbooking 

When a man jerks off whilst on facebook. He may or may not have an additional tab opened with porn. Can stem from the combined need for social attention and control over one's own life.
Torre knew he would have to conceal his jackbooking problem from everyone, yet he still got a disturbing thrill from masturbating while on facebook.
Jackbooking by GuidodrivesaCaddy August 14, 2010
1. A thick military boot.
2. A common epithet, used to conflate someone with Nazism.
"I am still without any clear information as to what a jackboot is. It is a kind of boot that you put on when you want to behave tyrannically: that is as much as anyone seems to know."

-George Orwell
jackboot by nedlum February 15, 2006

Jacksborian 

A race of white trash people, usually with the last name of Smith
or the first name of Carl,
with alcoholic and domestic violence tendencies.
Located in Jacksboro, Texas... Where the towns potholes WILL eat your car or at least knock some fillings loose.
A Jacksborian(s) was screaming at her mother for being a "Dope head", down the street at 2 am.

A local Jacksborian(s) in the "higher class" adding money to their bank account, it's okay we don't need the potholes to be fixed.

Jackaboon 

One who acts stupid, loves being stupid, but doesn't know that they are stupid. Like mixing a jackass with a baboon.
My nose is bleeding. Then stop picking your nose you Jackaboon.
1. Thick leather boots that go to the knee, used my military forces in the 17th, 18th, and 19th centuries.

2. Someone (usually a leader of military or police forces) that will do whatever it takes to accomplish their goals, the walking embodiment of "the ends justify the means".
1. The captain wore a pair of Jackboots with spurs to make his horse run faster.

2. The general sure is a jackboot, I hear he had 2 men whipped for leaving their post 2 minuets early
Jackboot by Aries13XIII June 18, 2018
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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